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1. A love map is a:
a) A map of where to find call girls
b) A map of a woman’s erogenous zones
c) A person’s unique map of desirable qualities in a mate
d) A strategic map of how to entice a woman into bed
2. Which one is NOT a male prototype which hot women find attractive:
a) The Rescuer
b) The Musician
c) The Entertainer
d) The Pick-Up Artist
3. If you can afford to fix only one thing about your appearance, which one would do the most to increase your attractiveness to women:
a) A nose job
b) Hair plugs (or any method of covering up baldness)
c) Bleaching your teeth
d) LASIK to get rid of glasses
4. Which of the following traits will NOT help you attract women:
a) Magnanimity
b) Equanimity
c) Anonymity
d) Autonomy
5. Hot women are most attracted to:
a) Nice clothes and flashy cars
b) Distinctiveness and notoriety
c) Arrogance and dirty talk
d) A commonality of attitudes and core beliefs
6. Which of these two sets of character traits is likely to appear more attractive to women:
Guy 1: Intelligent—industrious—impulsive—stubborn--envious
Guy 2: Envious-–stubborn–impulsive—industrious--intelligent
a) Guy 1, because he is more intelligent
b) They both seem to be equally attractive, but a woman would lean to Guy 1
c) Guy 2, because hot women always fall for “bad boys”
d) Both would appear equally unattractive, because they share the same bad qualities
7. The Rejection Immunity State is:
a) The state of being protected against or immune to AIDS and STD’s
b) The state reached after downing a shot of Jack Daniels
c) The state of being able to approach any woman with confidence
d) The state of being totally in fear of women
8. Musturbation is:
a) A particularly perverse form of auto-eroticism
b) Telling yourself that you “must” do something
c) Having sex with a woman who has had a tubal ligation
d) Telling a woman she “must” have sex with you
9. Propinquity, when it comes to meeting and dating women, is:
a) Pure serendipity, such as a totally chance encounter
b) A proper introduction, such as a date arranged by mutual friends
c) Intentionally hanging out at hotties’ habitats to create a “casual” encounter
d) An equitable sharing of dating expenses, such as “going Dutch”
10. A “Pan American smile” is:
a) A smile that is immediately perceived to be genuine
b) The smile you give when you spot a hot stewardess
c) The grin you cannot conceal when you know you are going to get laid
d) The fake smile which conceals your (or her) negative impression or boredom
11. A buzzword is:
a) A word hook that you can use to prolong the conversation
b) An indication that she wants to hook up
c) A bit of current slang that lets her know you are cool
d) A signal that she wants you to buzz off
12. Hot women like a guy who:
a) Talks all the time, and mainly about himself
b) Acts condescending to everyone and treats her like a little girl
c) Uses “negs” or teasing put-downs to keep her off balance
d) Seemingly mirrors her own desires and feelings
13. On a dinner date, it is an indication that she likes you when:
a) She barely touches her meal, but orders refills on her drink
b) She eats a lot and orders dessert
c) She plays with her cuticles during dinner
d) She offers to pay the tab for the two of you
14. To increase a girl’s desire for you, you should:
a) Get her quickly to bed and have sex with her as often as you are able to
b) Shower her with flowers, cards and presents
c) Tell her you want to wait until “the right time” before having sex
d) Let her decide where to go and what to do on all your dates
15. A hot spot is a:
a) An area on a woman’s body that is sensitive to erotic stimulation
b) A hot place to meet women
c) A dangerous area of town, where you don’t want to take her
d) A hot sex scene in a porn DVD which is sure to turn her on
16. In order to satisfy a woman in bed, it is most important that you:
a) Take steps to enlarge your penis, as hot women want big cocks
b) Develop patience, in order to employ prolonged foreplay and oral pleasuring
c) Learn S&M or other kinky sex techniques, in order to stand out from average guys
d) Work out daily, as you have to be muscular and fit to satisfy a hottie
17. The CAT is:
a) An oral sex technique, using your tongue like a cat’s
b) A standardized test of sexual skills, used by hotties to test lovers
c) A sexual position which maximizes clitoral stimulation during intercourse
d) A certification in anal sex techniques, part of a sexual surrogate’s training
18. To make your bedroom more attractive to women, you should:
a) Put pictures of centerfolds on your walls
b) Have some sex toys on or in your nightstand
c) Get a wide-screen TV with DVD player and lots of porn DVD’s
d) Invest in some navy blue or maroon satin sheets
19. To get a woman into a threesome:
a) Watch some 3-way porn together and explore her thoughts about it
b) Have your lesbian co-worker seduce her, then join them
c) Ask her to include her hot girlfriend in her birthday present to you
d) Extol the virtues of Hugh Hefner and his simultaneous multiple girlfriends until she gets the picture
20. On the morning after, you should:
a) Talk about how great a lover you were and what you plan to do to her next time
b) Give her a good-bye kiss and promise to call her soon
c) Tease her about her frizzed up “bedroom hair”
d) Make her an elaborate breakfast, complete with champagne